Shit Happens - Don't Blame God

Life, Death & Do-Do

My friend Redhead wrote a great piece on her blog this morning.  I suggest you check it out and read her story too.  
http://sallyanndyer.wordpress.com/2011/08/18/lucky-to-be-alive/

Tragedy makes my faith stronger too, but my response is less eloquent than hers -  Shit happens - Don't Blame God:

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List

• Taoism: Shit happens.

• Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."

• Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

• Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.

• Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?

• Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

• Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

• Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.

• Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.

• Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

• Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

• Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.

• Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.

• Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.

• Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.

• Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.

• Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.

• Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)

• Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.

• Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.

• Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

• Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.

• Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.

• Creationism: God made all shit.

• Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.

• Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!

• Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.

• Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.

• Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.

• Utopianism: This shit does not stink.

• Darwinism: This shit was once food.

• Capitalism: That's MY shit.

• Communism: It's everybody's shit.

• Feminism: Men are shit.

• Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...

• Commercialism: Let's package this shit.

• Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.

• Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.

• Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.

• Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?

• Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

• Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!

• Mormonism: God sent us this shit.

• Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.

• Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.

• Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.

• Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.

• Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?

• Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.

• Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.

• Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.

• Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!

• Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.

• Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.

• Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.

• Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.

• Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?

• Agnostic #3: What is this shit?

• Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.

• Atheism: What shit?

• Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!

• Nihilism: No shit.

• Narcisism: I am the shit!

• And of course we must add...

• Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!

               

- With thanks to Dan The JayWalker